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Pun Time
Submitted by:
Alya Bano Qureshi (F.Y.B. Com.)

An annual Pun Compe on was held by the New York Times.
Here are some submissions:
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
A den st and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Did you hear about the fellow whose en re le side was cut off?
He's all right now.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two red.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
I didn't like my beard at first.
Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infec on, urine (u r in) trouble.
Dad, are we pyromaniacs?
Yes, we arson.
Why is ‘dark’ spelt with a k and not c?
Because you can’t 'c' in the dark.
Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock?
Well, because me will tell.
Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.
I’m trying to organize a hide-n-seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of ea ng dried grapes.
It’s all about raisin awareness!!!

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